Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust hare.

Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bonksigtaf Fidgutlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Never wear blue corsets.