Mig Zanmippid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow squirrel.

Mig Zanmippid created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mig Zanmippid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mig Zanmippid, it will come to you in dreams.

Mig Zanmippid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mig Zanmippid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not covet oxen.