Sakbid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited yak.

Sakbid created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakbid, she will destroy your home planet.

Sakbid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sakbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Sakbid loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Sakbid on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.