Listvaghiv Pogpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless dugong.

Listvaghiv Pogpit created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listvaghiv Pogpit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listvaghiv Pogpit, she will not care.

Listvaghiv Pogpit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Listvaghiv Pogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sit near otters.