Labsadyed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous camel.

Labsadyed created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labsadyed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labsadyed, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Labsadyed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Labsadyed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.