Tikrakbon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring raven.

Tikrakbon created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrakbon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tikrakbon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tikrakbon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tikrakbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tikrakbon loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.