Bumcemlist Bonklentambam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent troll.

Bumcemlist Bonklentambam created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcemlist Bonklentambam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bumcemlist Bonklentambam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bumcemlist Bonklentambam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bumcemlist Bonklentambam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from blue doves, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Bumcemlist Bonklentambam six times a day.