Nart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective horse.

Nart created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nart, he will strike you with lightening.

Nart's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Nart loves mice, so they must be honoured.