Rannelbum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane tapir.

Rannelbum created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannelbum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rannelbum, he will think nothing of it.

Rannelbum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rannelbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Rannelbum six times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.