Fodnanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate goose.

Fodnanfat created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnanfat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodnanfat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodnanfat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fodnanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never sing near frogs.