Bogwablab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty swan.

Bogwablab created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwablab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogwablab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogwablab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bogwablab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Bogwablab.