Yargabnur is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate wyrm.

Yargabnur created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yargabnur, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yargabnur, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yargabnur's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yargabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. You must pray to Yargabnur nine times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if eight goats approach from the east.