Betquagwikmot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak dugong.

Betquagwikmot created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Betquagwikmot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Betquagwikmot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Betquagwikmot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Betquagwikmot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.