Tenfabboss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful pig.

Tenfabboss created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenfabboss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tenfabboss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tenfabboss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tenfabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Tenfabboss must be the most important thing in your life.