Gemveencid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ruthless naga.

Gemveencid created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gemveencid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemveencid, she will manifest in front of you.

Gemveencid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gemveencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your face.