Garmonveddagfuncuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing butterfly.

Garmonveddagfuncuss created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Garmonveddagfuncuss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Garmonveddagfuncuss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Garmonveddagfuncuss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Garmonveddagfuncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garmonveddagfuncuss.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.