Cedflangut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish aardvark.

Cedflangut created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflangut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedflangut, it will turn you into a plant.

Cedflangut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cedflangut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedflangut.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.