Vedbadcab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish octopus.

Vedbadcab created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedbadcab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedbadcab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vedbadcab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vedbadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vedbadcab's name in vain.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Vedbadcab on top of important buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.