Hitgedomt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Hitgedomt created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgedomt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitgedomt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hitgedomt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hitgedomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always obey Hitgedomt's priests.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.