Besswodbap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless bear.

Besswodbap created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besswodbap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Besswodbap, it will cry a lot.

Besswodbap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Besswodbap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Besswodbap.

2. Besswodbap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.