Hunmappin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart capybara.

Hunmappin created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmappin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunmappin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hunmappin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hunmappin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never mention snails.