Dotbopbonkbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome dingo.

Dotbopbonkbab created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbopbonkbab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotbopbonkbab, he will not care at all.

Dotbopbonkbab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dotbopbonkbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.