Gudmegrull is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful ferret.

Gudmegrull created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmegrull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudmegrull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gudmegrull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gudmegrull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never jump in the presence of mites.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.