Ruttlistdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able dragon.

Ruttlistdoss created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlistdoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttlistdoss, she will turn you into a worm.

Ruttlistdoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ruttlistdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Retreat if three otters approach from the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.