Dagveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow zebra.

Dagveen created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagveen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagveen, she will laugh at you.

Dagveen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured sheep.