Vednibcat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable goat.

Vednibcat created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vednibcat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vednibcat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vednibcat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vednibcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Vednibcat loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.