Dudyattdabjad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident chicken.

Dudyattdabjad created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudyattdabjad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dudyattdabjad, she will not care at all.

Dudyattdabjad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dudyattdabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Run away from violet tapirs, for they are unholy.