Mutgidkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, staggering unicorn.

Mutgidkab created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutgidkab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutgidkab, it will laugh at you.

Mutgidkab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mutgidkab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutgidkab.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Mutgidkab must be the most important thing in your life.