Yogdossbut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Yogdossbut created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yogdossbut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yogdossbut, she will not care.

Yogdossbut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yogdossbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Yogdossbut.