Afkendad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Afkendad created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afkendad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afkendad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Afkendad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Afkendad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Afkendad three times a day.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afkendad.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Always take life seriously.