Pogpophanrip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish hamster.

Pogpophanrip created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpophanrip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogpophanrip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pogpophanrip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pogpophanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Do not stand on grass.