Mutsabdut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful jaguar.

Mutsabdut created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsabdut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutsabdut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mutsabdut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mutsabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mutsabdut.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.