Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest jellyfish.

Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Damdumarnrawlinlambimvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Never sing in holy places.