Mapfagsugstanfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless fish.

Mapfagsugstanfly created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfagsugstanfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapfagsugstanfly, it will manifest in front of you.

Mapfagsugstanfly's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mapfagsugstanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. You must love Mapfagsugstanfly.

3. Always help otters.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mapfagsugstanfly.

5. Run away from magenta rats, for they are unholy.