Nibpodbit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless ant.

Nibpodbit created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpodbit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibpodbit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nibpodbit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nibpodbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Nibpodbit first in all things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.