Ranfedjanzimvendad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable pig.

Ranfedjanzimvendad created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfedjanzimvendad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranfedjanzimvendad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ranfedjanzimvendad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ranfedjanzimvendad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ranfedjanzimvendad on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat peanuts.