Shav is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty rat.

Shav created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shav, he will try to impress you with trees.

Shav's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Shav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Shav.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.