Bessvegapp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage naga.

Bessvegapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessvegapp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bessvegapp, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bessvegapp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bessvegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.