Bangodbab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow clam.

Bangodbab created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangodbab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bangodbab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bangodbab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bangodbab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bangodbab.