Jenhadganzist is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving fish.

Jenhadganzist created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jenhadganzist, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenhadganzist, she will turn you into a plant.

Jenhadganzist's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jenhadganzist's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.