Hinfarcib is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying goblin.

Hinfarcib created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfarcib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinfarcib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hinfarcib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hinfarcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never paint your face mauve.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.