Catgetsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sage mink.

Catgetsid created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Catgetsid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Catgetsid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Catgetsid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Catgetsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.