Vincemtencum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, happy sheep.

Vincemtencum created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vincemtencum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vincemtencum, she will turn you into a plant.

Vincemtencum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vincemtencum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

5. Never write about gravity.