Rapminjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient hummingbird.

Rapminjat created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapminjat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rapminjat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rapminjat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rapminjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Rapminjat on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about black holes.