Raksanfobcadtinsterjen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless alligator.

Raksanfobcadtinsterjen created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raksanfobcadtinsterjen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raksanfobcadtinsterjen, he will turn you into a worm.

Raksanfobcadtinsterjen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Raksanfobcadtinsterjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Run away from white dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never look in ponds.