Bumnildaglidbissig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful horse.

Bumnildaglidbissig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnildaglidbissig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumnildaglidbissig, she will laugh at you.

Bumnildaglidbissig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bumnildaglidbissig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear blue rings.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide if three nematodes approach from the east.

5. Never wear shirts.