Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered frog.

Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Parkvednarl Bitbonkbot Wodlistcat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.