Cidnurfabapp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet parrot.

Cidnurfabapp created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnurfabapp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidnurfabapp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cidnurfabapp's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cidnurfabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four cats approach from the east.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cidnurfabapp.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not run in public.