Quagsit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented wyrm.

Quagsit created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quagsit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quagsit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.