Milbissfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing dog.

Milbissfly created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbissfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milbissfly, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Milbissfly's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Milbissfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never go into black rooms.